This black and white Off-White (not an oxymoron, we swear) patterned pencil skirt features a midi length, a high waist, button fastening down the front and back, as well as white text branding throughout. "Statistics are like miniskirts: They give you good ideas but hide the important things," said Ebbe Skovdahl. We wonder what charming analogy ol' Ebbe could come up with for this Off-White skirt?