This pink, green and blue Ronald Van Der Kemp floral print gown is for anyone who looked at Alexis Colby in Dynasty and thought "That's who I want to be when I grow up". Boasting shoulders bigger than those seen at the Superbowl, this dress has a thigh-high slit with ruched fabric, a cut-out detail at the back, three-quarter length sleeves, and a fitted silhouette. Now, remember, "Alexis goes through men like they were cheeses with an expiration date" so be sure to team this Ronald Van Der Kemp dress with Manolo Blahnik and Dannijo for maximum devastation.