This tan Simone Rocha embellished deconstructed trench coat features long sleeves, a mid-length hem, rounded collar, beaded pearl bustier front, button-down front, two buckled straps at the side, vent at the back and storm flap at the back. If Inspector Clouseau and Holly Golightly had a baby - or collaborated on a design house, even - the result of such an unholy matrimony would surely be this exquisite Simone Rocha coat. We'll be wearing ours to eat pastries in front of a jewellery store (searching for the Pink Panther that recently robbed it).