This black Dries Van Noten bag features a shoulder strap, quilted stripe fold over top, gold tone logo stamp and gold tone hardware. Imagine you’re a guest on Top of the Pops in 1983: the bottom of your bag should hit the hips exactly. Preferably just above the waist of a tube skirt worn with fishnets and unforgivably spiky heels. Now imagine that said bag is the quilted shoulder bag from none other than Dries Van Noten, that there's a mic and you're on the TOTP stage. Is it us, or are you Cyndi Lauper?