This beige Burberry single-breasted trench coat has been crafted from cotton and features a mid-length fit, long sleeves, a collar, a button-up front and cuffs, button belt and slit at the back, and is finished with a Vintage check inner lining. 'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in the world, she walks into mine,' you say, buttoning up your new beige Burberry trench coat in the manner of Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca. Sadly, no one's around to hear your excellent delivery, but you're chuffed nonetheless and take a satisfied sip of your gimlet.