These blue and green Greg Lauren denim panel distressed trousers feature two front pockets, two pockets on the seams and two pockets at the back, belt loops, ribbed ankle cuffs, a buttoned fastening, drawstrings on the waist, gold-tone zippers on the legs and a panel of contrasting denim. Wear these bad boys with your favourite face mask, and your reaction will be like Dr Jekyll’s (when seeing Mr Hyde): “the hair stood upon my head like quills. Sir, if that was my master, why had he a mask upon his face?” Wear yours when writing your next novella.