Balenciaga Triple S low-top sneakers
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These multi-coloured Balenciaga ‘Triple S’ oversized sneakers were christened due to their having a three-layered sole. If you don’t believe us, count 'em. Clearly the creative mind of our friend Demna did not see the need to stop at one. And why should you? Featuring red and white round laces that look like grandma’s sweet strawberry and cream cables, and bold Balenciaga logo at the back (unlike grandma’s ghastly anchor tramp stamp), these round toe trainers are the product of Italian craftsmanship. In American Horror Story, Myrtle’s last word was “Balenciaga”, before going up in flames. With their 5 loops and mix of leather and rubber, you'll be screaming the French fashion label’s name when you meet your demise.