This blue Maison Margiela stripe sweatshirt will run rings around your peers' (in the house of Lords) sartorial offerings and will last the distance, like the pep talk you give to yourself everyday in the mirror, ‘life is a competition, go hard stripes or go home’. Handcrafted from cotton, this style has a crew neck, long sleeves, vertical tricolour stripe and contrast white cuffs. Wear your go faster stripes (they have to keep up with you) with Prada, Adidas by Raf Simons and Dries Van Noten.