This black Wacko Maria slogan embroidered cotton flat peak cap features a stiff flat peak with six-row stitches, black panels with eyelets, an adjustable strap at the rear, a button at the top and is decorated by contrasting white embroidered branding at the front and back. This Wacko Maria hat is nothing compared to some of the things on your long list of guilty pleasures. Putting a film on then sitting on your phone for the full duration, cancelling plans last minute, eating straight out of the saucepan so you have less washing up to do… we could go on.