These blue and white Prada cotton poplin bloomer shorts have been crafted from cotton and feature a short length, a high-rise waist, belt loops, buttoned sides at the hems, a zip and button fastening, side pockets and an all-over striped pattern. We'll be wearing these Prada shorts to Fleet Week, which - sorry Samantha - definitely isn't a thing. But if we dress our dog up in a sailor's hat, does that count?